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County Meeting Ends Early After Microphone Develops Better Ideas

Officials voted 6–1 to let the microphone finish its remarks.

Officials voted 6–1 to let the microphone finish its remarks.

A routine county meeting took an unexpected fictional turn when a malfunctioning microphone began offering concise budget suggestions between bursts of feedback. Residents described the proposals as the clearest statements heard all evening.