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Nation Agrees to Pretend Group Chat Notification Never Happened

The bipartisan silence lasted nearly four minutes.

The bipartisan silence lasted nearly four minutes.

Citizens briefly united in a fictional pact to ignore a group message that began with “quick question for everyone.” The agreement collapsed when one participant replied all.