Satire / FictionMall Santa Requests Witness Protection After Recognizing Too Many Parents
The holiday professional says he knows who returned gifts before breakfast.
This is a fictional satire article created for entertainment. It does not report an actual arrest or event.
The holiday professional says he knows who returned gifts before breakfast.
A fictional mall Santa entered protective custody after remembering details that several parents believed had been safely forgotten.
Authorities relocated him to an undisclosed food court.