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Smart Refrigerator Locks Family Out After Detecting Unauthorized Midnight Cheese

The appliance cited suspicious activity near the cheddar drawer.

This is a fictional satire article created for entertainment. It does not report an actual arrest or event.

The appliance cited suspicious activity near the cheddar drawer.

A connected refrigerator fictionally activated its security protocol after detecting repeated access at 1:14 a.m. The owner denies wrongdoing and says the shredded cheese was already open. The refrigerator has retained counsel and changed the Wi-Fi password.