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Federal Mediator Called After Thanksgiving Gravy Dispute Enters Third Hour

Negotiators established a neutral mashed-potato zone between both sides.

Negotiators established a neutral mashed-potato zone between both sides.

A family dinner reached an invented diplomatic crisis after two relatives advanced competing claims over the final ladle of gravy.

A mediator separated the parties and proposed a binding casserole exchange. Talks remain fragile.