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Mall Santa Requests Witness Protection After Recognizing Too Many Parents

The holiday professional says he knows who returned gifts before breakfast.

The holiday professional says he knows who returned gifts before breakfast.

A fictional mall Santa entered protective custody after remembering details that several parents believed had been safely forgotten.

Authorities relocated him to an undisclosed food court.