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Woman Arrested After Presenting Corn Dog as Identification

Police say the suspect remained confident until an officer asked for the expiration date.

Police say the suspect remained confident until an officer asked for the expiration date.

A woman was fictionally detained Friday after allegedly handing a convenience-store corn dog to an officer who requested identification during a routine traffic stop.

According to this entirely invented account, she insisted the wooden stick contained a magnetic stripe and asked the officer to “run it again.” The situation escalated when she attempted to prove residency using a packet of mustard.

No real person was arrested, no corn dog was entered into evidence, and the snack declined to comment.